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Dying Light: Parkour and Dropkick in the Apocalypse

Name: Dying Light Developer: Techland Genre: First Person Survival Horror/ Parkour MSRB( at time of writing): $29.99 Platform: PC, Xbox 1, PS4 Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/239140/Dying_Light_Enhanced_Edition/ My God, zombie games have become new and interesting again. It’s easy to forget in 2021 how oversaturated the zombie game genre was. It filled every type of genre, fromContinue reading “Dying Light: Parkour and Dropkick in the Apocalypse”

Amnesia: The Dark Descent: Unmatched Horror

Name: Amnesia: The Dark Descent Developer: Frictional Games Genre: First Person Horror/ Narrative based game MSRB (at time of writing): $19.99 Platform: PC Game Link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/57300/Amnesia_The_Dark_Descent/ Amnesia’s title is eye rolling-ly generic if youve spent more than a few minutes in the horror games category. The “I have Amnesia” trope has been worn thin through constantContinue reading “Amnesia: The Dark Descent: Unmatched Horror”

Brigador: Mechs Galore

Name: Brigador Developer: Stellar Jockeys Genre: Top Down Shooter MSRB( at time of writing): $19.99 Platform: PC Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/274500/Brigador_UpArmored_Edition/ Intro: Ever since i got into gaming, there have been a few genre’s in gaming that always get me excited everytime i hear of a new one. Mech games are almost always one of them.Continue reading “Brigador: Mechs Galore”

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