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Brigador: Mechs Galore

Name: Brigador Developer: Stellar Jockeys Genre: Top Down Shooter MSRB( at time of writing): $19.99 Platform: PC Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/274500/Brigador_UpArmored_Edition/ Intro: Ever since i got into gaming, there have been a few genre’s in gaming that always get me excited everytime i hear of a new one. Mech games are almost always one of them.Continue reading “Brigador: Mechs Galore”

SCP Strategy: A Hopeful Investment

Name: SCP Strategy Developer: Luxo Interactive Genre: Strategy MSRB(At time of writing): $4.99 Platform: PC Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1403020/SCP_Strategy/ I don’t think that I have to explain what the SCP foundation is to anyone with even a passing interest in horror. To sum it up, the SCP Foundation is an online site roleplaying as a secretContinue reading “SCP Strategy: A Hopeful Investment”

Far Cry 5: A Worrying Downhill Cartwheel

Oh Boy Another Ubisoft Game! I’ll admit i like FarCry. It doesn’t break any records, but it does enough well that it’s a series i can enjoy while relaxing or listening to podcasts and stuff. Of course it also has alot of strengths such as beautiful art direction, engaging villains, and multifaceted gameplay. But I’veContinue reading “Far Cry 5: A Worrying Downhill Cartwheel”

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