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Longing for a simpler time.. Have you ever looked at the comforts of the modern world and said, “Fuck it, let’s move to Georgia and start a radish farm! I’ll be broke as shit, but at least I’m outside!”No. No, you haven’t, at least not with a healthy mind. Nobody wants to do 90% ofContinue reading “StarDew Valley: Chill Yeehaw Sim 2016”
If there’s one fanbase I’m scared to talk about, it’d be the Age of Empires fans, specifically Age of Empires II. A game notorious for the skill required to master it, plus having an active fanbase to this day despite it being older than I am, leads to some colorful characters when reviewers have anythingContinue reading “Age of Empires 3: Strategy for the”
Silent Hill is, sadly, a long-dead corpse, beaten to death by Konami executives with the ripped-off metal levers of a pachinko machine. The once king of the horror genre fell off its crown, and we as a horror community have since tried to put a new king on that throne. Lost in Vito tries it,Continue reading “Lost In Vivo: All Aboard the Horror Express”
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